It’s really weird the things I think about while in the shower. This is the result.
Very often when people ask me what I do for a living, they’re confused by the term system administrator. They ask what that means. My responses vary wildly but often I just tell them, “I say no. A lot.”
I wonder if Gene Roddenberry had been a sysadmin if we would have the following:
Sysadmin, the pedantic career.
These are the rantings of your IT Professional.
His continuing mission: To deny your requests.
To seek out new insults and voodoo incantations.
To boldly say no to every request you have.
Don’t get me wrong, a healthy dose of skepticism and the ability to see flaws in logic is really important. I think we sysadmins often take this too far. We ravenously seek opportunities to show our abilities by correcting even the smallest mistakes. We thrive on telling someone that they’re wrong. This makes us seem a pretty negative lot.
Why is that? Don’t we have things to be happy about? How much energy do we waste daily in the pursuit of being right?
Increasingly, we’re told to be customer focussed.
Saying “no” is bad. Instead of, “I’m sorry Dave. I can’t do that.” We’re supposed to say something like, “I’m sorry Dave. I think we can synergize better if we coalesce our asset stream in a more holistic manner.”
There’s not a single pairing of ‘n’ followed by ‘o’ in that sentence. It must be better, right?
I worry about the impact that the negativity has on us as a community and in our personal relationships. We focus on what’s wrong or what could possibly go wrong in any situation. That’s constructive to a point but only if followed up by healthy changes. Perpetually saying, “That’s really broken but I’m not going to fix it” is dysfunction 101.
Going with the, fix me first, principle, I think I’m going to try to be more positive in my daily interactions.
I think I smile more than just about anyone else I know already. Perhaps I am a fool. Easily amused by the simple things in life. Regardless, I hope that smile can lift someone else from the dumps for a second at least.
Maybe I can say no in a non-threatening way that doesn’t involve a 5:1 ratio of buzz words to other words and makes me feel like a car salesman.
Maybe I’ll let it slide when someone makes a mistake and not be aggressively pedantic.
Maybe someone else will too.
March 29th, 2008 at 5:12 pm
Halfdime, I am very impressed. You are a lot more aware of interpersonal subtleties than I gave you credit for ;-). Thanks for sharing your wisdom with us. You rock. Love, Mrs. Nyce
March 29th, 2008 at 5:48 pm
Not really. I was just looking for a venue to steal Roddenberry’s stuff.
Thanks.
April 1st, 2008 at 4:26 pm
When you smile and laugh, it has an awesome cascading effect.
When you give the “I’m going to smite you” stare… it’s always made me laugh unless I know you’re serious. But that’s just me.
You _can_ be pedantic and opinionated at times, but you usually preface it with a disclaimer so it’s all good
I consider it part of your charm. I never question where I stand with you. And you’ve certainly never sounded like a used car salesman.
True I’ve never worked directly with you, but I’m pretty sure you work like you play. As sys admins, most of us do. */me thinks*
~ stevo
April 1st, 2008 at 10:50 pm
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