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		<title>From the mouth&#8217;s of babe&#8217;s&#8230;</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[At least some of you know that I&#8217;m LDS and am active in my church. I am not perfect and am not what you would call a typical member. That said, I had an experience two weeks ago that made me laugh so hard that I was light-headed by the time I could slow down [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>At least some of you know that I&#8217;m <a href="http://www.lds.org">LDS</a> and am active in my church.</p>
<p>I am not perfect and am not what you would call a typical member.</p>
<p>That said, I had an experience two weeks ago that made me laugh so hard that I was light-headed by the time I could slow down my laughing enough to breathe right.</p>
<p>Church is broken down into three parts and in the last part, I meet with the young men that I work with every Wednesday evening (and camp with once a month, but that&#8217;s another story).</p>
<p>During the last meeting, we were talking about <a href="http://lds.org/conference/sessions/display/0,5239,23-1-851,00.html">General Conference</a>, the semi-annual world wide meeting of the church.  The meetings are held the first weekend of April and October each year.</p>
<p>The question asked of the boys was, &#8220;When is the next <a href="http://lds.org/conference/sessions/display/0,5239,23-1-851,00.html">General Conference</a>?&#8221;</p>
<p>To this, the boys looked at each other for a couple of seconds.  When nobody was able to answer, I provided a subtle hint, &#8220;It&#8217;s in a month that begins with an &#8216;O&#8217;.&#8221;</p>
<p>Let&#8217;s pause here to identify the calendar that I&#8217;m speaking about.  I can imagine that you&#8217;re familiar with it but here we go:</p>
<ol>
<li>January</li>
<li>February</li>
<li>March</li>
<li>April</li>
<li>May</li>
<li>June</li>
<li>July</li>
<li>August</li>
<li>September</li>
<li><b>Obedience</b></li>
<li>November</li>
<li>December</li>
</ol>
<p>If you looked carefully, you&#8217;ll have picked out the boy&#8217;s answer.</p>
<p>Yes, Obedience it was.</p>
<p>Of course, this wasn&#8217;t funny enough, the other leader in the room had to pipe up with, &#8220;No.  That would be <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ramadan">Ramadan.&#8221;</a></p>
<p>If you&#8217;re wondering, this didn&#8217;t help me get any air.</p>
<p>All of the boys took turns noting how red I was turning.</p>
<p>It was awesome.</p>
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